do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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