Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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