get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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