Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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