True but thats because hes a fetus.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
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