does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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