I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
