Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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