Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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