So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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