I'm really into asian looking animals
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
