its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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