So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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