you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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