I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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