Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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