you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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