it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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