I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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