(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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