yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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