we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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