Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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