So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
