Non-Jews are for practice
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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