seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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