wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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