She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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