you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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