Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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