love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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