so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Drunk is not a location!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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