Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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