hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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