You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
