apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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