shes about as inviting as chlamydia
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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