He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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