I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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