I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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