Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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