Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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