what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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