He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
whose parrot is this?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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