yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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