I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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