Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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