Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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