when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize