Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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