Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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