i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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