is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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