no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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